The Tape Recorded Highlights of a Disco Ferret

Hot weather: - Omg it's boiling i'm overheating so much we must have a hosepipe ban what why no i want to use the hose even though ive never wanted to use it before in my life but now its banned i must use it oh god we're all dehydrating oh god its a heatwave we're going to shrivel up and die omg i'm burnt everyones burning oh fuck freckles everywhere its only going to continue we'll never be cold again there's not enough water oh my god it's hotter than fucking hawaii i wish it was cold weather it's so much better than hot weather

Cold weather: - Omg it's freezing old people are all going to die oh fuck we've run out of salt the country is a at a standstill there's too much snow I can't get anywhere we're snowed in we're going to die omg there's ice we're all going to fall over and die fuck off rain it's so annoying oh no my hair i hate rain why is it so cold omg there's so much wind it'd be warm if there wasn't any wind fuck i wish it was hot weather it's so much better than cold weather

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